Radical

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Anonymous asked:

Just wanted to say I really love your palletshipping fic on ao3 ☺️ I never really read fics with many OCs before but when I discovered yours I binged through it lol idk if you have plans to continue it but if you do I can’t wait to read it! (But if you don’t I respect that, don’t want to seem pushy so apologies if this comes off like that!)

Hey anon!

Sorry I have no idea when you sent this message - I’ve not logged into a lot of my social medias (including my Ao3) for some time.

Thank you so much! I’m glad you like it :D Yes I plan on continuing, but I’ve been forced to take a hiatus. Last time I was on Ao3 I had replied to a message saying “hopefully next week” and legit this was like a month ago.

The tl;dr involves a family emergency among some smaller on-going things keeping me away. In that same message I said “nothing bad, just inconvenient” except I must have jinxed it or something. A family member was attacked and he is currently in hospital with bad head injuries - we don’t know who attacked or why (he wasn’t mugged). On top of that, we suspect that one of my uncles is stealing family photographs from my other uncle who we are the primary carers for. He’s only supposed to be there to help sort things out. This isn’t the only thing he’s doing either but I’ll leave it there.

I have much of the fic already written and it’s simply waiting on some edits and Beta - I have 20 chapters in actual fact. I don’t plan on this going to waste! It’s a real slow-burn of a work.

I don’t know how long I will be and I sincerely apologise for dropping off the face of the earth like this.

Your ask isn’t too pushy at all - feel free to drop me an ask any time. If you drop me one off anon, I’ll always answer privately :)

palletshipping I hope you see this anon I'm sorry I've taken so long!
somuchpotential
the-macra

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

thesylverlining

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

kittyknowsthings

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

systlin

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

totohoy

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

systlin

I mean

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

musicalhell

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

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Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

i-am-the-karkat-media-worldwide

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~”
Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

rpluvsyj

This post is a blessing

wittyusername97

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erytria

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

10thingsihateabout-all-yall

Oh my god they were phishing

heywriters
fixaidea

Me: …The hell is it called the ‘drawing room’ for? Was drawing really such a wide-spread hobby, and if so, why do I never see any art equipment in the reconstructions of any of these rooms?

Historian, curator and documentary presenter Dr Lucy Wosley: Actually it was originally called the ‘withdrawing room’, as in the place one withdrew to, and where only family and important guests were allowed to enter. The name got shortened over time.

Me: Oooooohhhh

darkshadeless

wait, so all those scenes where people are invited into the ‘drawing room’ are actually a declaration of intimacy and close friendship or otherwise close ties / importance?

jeanjauthor

Yes.

Writers, take notes.

cargopantsman

Oh my god they were in the drawing room

jenniferrpovey

Or an implication that the next part of the conversation is not for anyone’s ears, but I like cargopantsman’s better.